Crazy Little Thing Called Life

brown-lesbian: Last year, my grandma asked me if I had a...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:15:11 -0500

Last year, my grandma asked me if I had a boyfriend. And I realized, in that moment, that I’d quite forgotten to come out to Grandma.

raccoonhearteyes:netflix needs an option for ‘i tried watching this once and it was horrendous....

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 14:15:17 -0500

raccoonhearteyes:

netflix needs an option for ‘i tried watching this once and it was horrendous. please stop telling me to continue watching and remove it from my lists forever’

whitmoreindustries: The next Avengers movie is gonna start like

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 14:15:10 -0500

whitmoreindustries:

The next Avengers movie is gonna start like

rosemarywaterwitch: polskaswitaus: Leshy, Poland /...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 14:45:13 -0500

rosemarywaterwitch:

polskaswitaus:

Leshy, Poland

/ via. SlavicPoland/Slowianska Polska (facebook)

Ok if I’d see this in the woods you’d see me RUUUUUNNING

xenitesunite: this is a fucking mood

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 14:30:10 -0500

xenitesunite:

this is a fucking mood

rainbowdress:do you ever see a really pretty girl and the gay just hits you

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 14:15:11 -0500

rainbowdress:

do you ever see a really pretty girl and the gay just hits you

sirfrogsworth: “No one saw that, right?”

Thu, 21 Jun 2018 14:45:36 -0500

sirfrogsworth:

“No one saw that, right?”

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck: thepreciousthing: adire-adire: victorysunshine: goldfish-kisses: ge...

Thu, 21 Jun 2018 14:30:34 -0500

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

thepreciousthing:

adire-adire:

victorysunshine:

goldfish-kisses:

geek-in-a-box:

martiemcfly:

WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS

LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND

BUT BIGGER

WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE

theme parks. just. theme parks.

but u have to pay for theme parks

that’s the adult part

son of a bitch

ladies and gentlemen, behold

the St. Louis City Museum:

Playground for adults and children.

They even serve alcohol.

I know where we’re going guys

Photo

Thu, 21 Jun 2018 14:15:35 -0500

Photo

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 14:45:28 -0500

anyayikes: ciel-doux: THIS “INTERVIEW” PLEASE HFDKLS;GHD I LOVE...

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 14:30:28 -0500

anyayikes:

ciel-doux:

THIS “INTERVIEW” PLEASE HFDKLS;GHD I LOVE WOMEN

every straight man watching this:

everyone else:

dedalvs: teal-not-turquoise: patrexes: patrexes: patrexes: probably my fave thing about norse...

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 14:15:28 -0500

dedalvs:

teal-not-turquoise:

patrexes:

patrexes:

patrexes:

probably my fave thing about norse mythology is that nobody in scandinavia knew what mistletoe was so you end up with descriptions of it everywhere from some kind of tree to straight up a fucking magic sword

like mistletoe irl is this dweeb-ass parasitic motherfucker not entirely unlike somebody kicked a soccer ball into a tree, but it didnt grow in iceland or denmark and only grew in a few places in norway or sweden, but word on the street 1300 years ago was that misteltān down in england was pretty fucking magical n next thing you know it’s getting calqued to mistelteinn, and -teinn is only really used in sword names so it’s gotta be pretty badass right?

in denmark it becomes, understandably, a magic sword, and in iceland an oddly sword- or spear-shaped tree: “stóð um vaxinn, | vollom hæri, / miór oc mioc fagr | mistelteinn”, per voluspá.

anyway there’s no moral here i just think the idea of throwing mistletoe at somebody and them just……dropping dead for some gd reason is fucking hilarious, so @snorri i hate you with a passion but thanks for this

i just realized neither of those sources are english nor in fact in living languages, sorry im like this. here’s gesta danorum iii in english, it describes höðr using a magic sword that allows him to strike down the demigod baldr. and the old norse reads “stood full-grown, | high above the plain, / slender and very beautiful | was the mistletoe”, which… in no way, shape, or form is an accurate description of mistletoe. höðr proceeds to throw the whole fucking plant at baldr’s head and that just….kills him…….apparently………

Are…are you telling me…the legendary sword Mysteltainn…is just “the mistletoe sword (whatever the hell mistletoe is)”???

Hang on, I got something for this.

blackotaku97: alliebeemac: What it feels like to enter...

Sun, 17 Jun 2018 14:30:06 -0500

blackotaku97:

alliebeemac:

What it feels like to enter adulthood.

Accurate

wildlyannoyingdoofus: dexer-von-dexer: stem-stims: Physics:...

Sun, 17 Jun 2018 14:15:08 -0500

wildlyannoyingdoofus:

dexer-von-dexer:

stem-stims:

Physics: More pencil tricks

Source

i.e. why when you or someone else gets stabbed or impaled, you should leave the object in the wound until medical help arrives.

THIS. RIGHT HERE. This is an amazing example!!

If you take the thing out, they’re going to bleed a lot more.

SO. DONT.

News Flash from the Medical Help ™ — we don’t touch it either! Unless the object they’re impaled with is literally too big to fit in the ambulance, We. Don’t. Touch. The. Thing.

The only people qualified to Take-The-Thing-Out are surgeons. End of story.

Okay, but for the love of God, please, PLEASE, if you did, if you panicked and took the thing out…. DON’T…. PUT IT BACK IN.

Or else, congratulations, you just stabbed them AGAIN. I reeeeeally shouldn’t have to say this guys, but I do.